No Colwyn, I don't consider your comments harsh at all. In fact very fair. As with all places there are the downsides but I think if one has chosen to live in a place then it is probably better to try to ignore the bits that are not good!
Your comment re Karmi did make me smile. It really would not be a place I would choose to live......
Trainer, driving here is no problem at all. If you have negotiated Turkish traffic you will notice how polite most drivers here are and giving way is, mostly, the norm. As Colwyn says, parts are busy but again one can get away from that as it is mostly in and around Kyrenia.
Looking forward to hearing about the rest of your holiday Colwyn and hope you will be returning.