Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
Turkey Related Subjects => Learn Turkish => Topic started by: Dippey on August 14, 2005, 11:25:53 AM
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After popular demand (2!!!) conversation you might get into at the doctors.
Patient - Doktor Olu ile randevum var. Acil.
(I have an appointment with Doctor Dead. its urgent)
Doctor - ne var?
(whats the matter?)
Pat - Bir kasinti var!
(I have a rash!)
Doc - Belden yukari soyunun lutfen.
(Please undress to the waist)
Pat - eh? Burasi aciyor! vajina agrim var.
(Do wot? It hurts here! I have vagina pains)
Doc - ozur dilerim! Ne kadar zamandir kendinizi boyle hissediyorsunuz?
(Sorry! How long have you been feeling like this?)
Pat - Yirmi ikee gundur kendimi hasta hissediyorum. Kusuyorum.
(I've been feeling ill for 22 days. I have been sick.)
Doc - Agzinizi acin.
(open your mouth)
Pat - eh?
(do wot?)
Doc - Hamileyum ve bulasici cinsel hastalik.
(You are pregnant and have a veneral disease).
Pat - Oops!
(oops!)
Doc - Fitil icin recete yazacagim. Her yemekten once bir tane alin.
(I'm going to prescribe some suppositories. Take one before each meal.)
Pat - Tamam. Benimle eve gelmek ister misiniz?
(ok, Would you like to go home with me?)
Doc - Sevinrim. Bir arkadasimi getirebilir miyim!!
(love to, can i bring a friend!!)
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you been at the vodka again?
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Should this go in the joke sction I wonder? Funny anyway though.
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next week:-
"At the Undertakers"
and
"I'm leaving england to live with my Turkish toyboy"
:D:D
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will you do requests:-
In the market - how to buy fake watches
In the resturant - waiter there's a bear in my soup
How to make friends & influence people - the "What way"
(joke alert - Mr. What pls don't take offense!)