Desperate help needed.

[GordonA]

I wonder if anyone/everyone can help me?? I am a very well preserved/presented 63 year old man   who is desperately seeking a lovely young nubile Turkish lady who will buy me a scooter, & later a nice car to drive us around in when the Turkish weather gets a little colder. Perhaps she could even GIVE me money to buy MY own restaurant. There must be at least ONE suitable young LADY out there, judging by the amount of Turkish Gigolos in existence. I would suggest you start your search for my perfect life partner in the Marmaris area, as that is where most of this action seems to be taking place.
P.S. my wife doesn't mind !!  TAXI !!!!  

Take A break; Issue 5 Feb. 2nd.
Sorry if in wrong section, I was unable to find one regarding "Stupid Elderly Women". [!]:

[mercury]

Think this subject has been done to death on here Gordon..

[loz]

I do not buy Take a Break on a regular basis, however, on browsing the shelves a photo of a woman of mature years standing on a beach in swimwear took my attention, thinking "I bet that is Turkey" I read it when I got home and sure enough Turkey it was.  59year old woman 26year old "Boy"

If this topic has been done to death, then it obviously has had no or little impact.

[Scunner]

Done to death on here?? We only have it once a year, Take a Break have it once a week!

[heather07]

Are there still folk coming out of the woodwork with stories?  
Why would they?  
Have they not realised that it does not make Turkish men look bad but it does make them look stupid.

[puma]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sounds good Gordon
Scottish gigolo available

[Scunner]

Anyone remember this CBF story

[buddy]

Noooooooo! There's got to be a 'cut off' point, surely there has to be a pulse

[puma]

LOL yes remember it well

[laffa]

Oh I love these stories about the arl ladies coming to #turkey and leaving their belly warmers at the airport, does anyone remember the article in a Turkish magazine years ago, it was a bit   no way,