Normally I would try to apply the UBT Iron Law of Indifference to Clarkson and celebrity in general, but with this one I suspect a conspiracy in place. Clarkson checked out last year from the lucrative financial deal he had with the BBC leaving himself on contract salary only, and since then all I see is him trying to get himself sacked so he can, I assume, go away and work for even greater loot for some other TV organisation. This would enable the other two public school type chimps to join him, again for more dosh!! Now let's ignore them to get on at some, probably sky, channel, and get Top Gear back to being a motoring show..... Oh and my choice to present would be Robbie Coltraine, someone who does know about cars.