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Offline Scunner

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« on: December 18, 2008, 21:59:36 PM »
If you knew me, you would answer the question "where in Calis can you get the best pizza - the answer is Scunner's house :D

For UK (and boar hunters in Turkey) I give you my simplest and best recipe ever...

Buy 4x or indeed 6 pork loins

Done that?

Take a substantial (or not so) casserole dish

Cut a whole large onion into 2mm rings and cover the bottom of your casserole dish

Whack a fair elbow of white wine upon said onion rings

Place pork loins upon said white wine, overlap them if you your dish is a little slender

Cut and core 4-6 apples (any type, we'll pull through) into slices and place upon aforementioned pork loins, make it uniform though, a proper layer

Look at your casserole dish with 4oz of butter, cut it into cubes and drop it into the obvious areas. Take a pinch of cloves and sprinkle evenly.

Cook at the lowest temperature your oven can do, reply here if I didn't just give you one of the best recipes in 5 minutes you ever heard  :)

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« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2008, 22:52:42 PM »
Boar farm in Scotland too Scunner. Stall can usually be found at Farmers Markets.  Otherwise try the link below

http://www.digforvictory.com/scotland/perth-and-kinross/perthshire/hilton-wild-boar/

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« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2008, 23:15:39 PM »
 :)sounds good that Scun, now me, not being totally domesticated , am thinking could you do the same thing with steak and red wine , minus the apples, what do you reckon, :P

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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2008, 00:03:35 AM »
Chuck some mushrooms in there and you have beef something that I can't spell but starts with B

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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2008, 00:08:43 AM »
 :) Think I know what you mean Heather, something like , Beef buggeredyon. ;)

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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2008, 00:44:47 AM »
Scunner - you have been warned before about your use of the apostrophe - pack it in .....xx ps hope you are all sorted at home.
Have a fun Christmas.

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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2008, 02:42:44 AM »
quote:
Originally posted by laffa

 :) Think I know what you mean Heather, something like , Beef buggeredyon. ;)


Thats the one!!!!!!!!

Our recipe would have a slight amendment to Scunners though.

"Whack a fair elbow of white wine upon said onion rings"
should become
"Whack a fair elbow of white wine upon said onion rings and neck the rest"

I am sure Rindaloo will recognise the excellent terminology:D

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« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2008, 05:24:17 AM »
quote:
Originally posted by laffa

 :) Think I know what you mean Heather, something like , Beef buggeredyon. ;)



Beef Bourgignion even! Or for purists Beef Bourguignon
« Last Edit: December 19, 2008, 05:28:34 AM by GailAhmet »

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« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2008, 05:30:13 AM »
Your recipe sounds Delicious Scunner, but not come across a recipe for Pizza quite like that before!

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« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2008, 05:54:22 AM »

Ah!! but your pizza's are not the best around Keith, as I have already told you, unless of course you followed my tips.:D:D ;)


Baz 8)




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