Sorry Bernie, I had assumed you were concerned after I mentioned the marching band practises at the ground. (I've put another short chapter up).
We were planning to buy a large telescope to make the most of the views from our high position above the football ground. However, if for some reason Scunner is not actually jesting, then I may have to consider charging people to come and look through it. And yes, of course it will have a night vision setting.