Ah, That explains it in simple terms.

[KKOB]

quote:Originally posted by desmartinson

why do you allways have to beat my one liners Scun[?]

Maybe he thinks you're talking crap ?

[desmartinson]

Nice one KK0B, that beats both of us. keep em coming.:D

[kayakebab]

looks like Des is the butt of the joke  

[Toky]

I've just had to pick myswelf off the floor after reading this Ha Ha Ha. Its hilarious. Cheers for the link KKOB

[Scunner]

And from "What not to do" at the same website:

Do NOT try to kiss (or pay special attention) other mans Women.

Do NOT clean your nose on the Table while you are having dinner with a Local family

Do NOT use F*** words when other mans ladys around

In UK,you can get drunk and start to shout and act silly on the streets, but in Turkey if you go too far,Consequences can be harsh .Locals can takes matters in their own hands  

Do NOT Urinate openly on the street.Being Drunk is No Excuse

Homosexuality is not illegal but is NOT tolerated

Remember , YOBS ARE % 210 NOT TOLERATED in TURKEY..
If you are a Yob , leave your bad behavier at Home .
Do NOT show disrespect to your parents or to any mature person. Because People will interfere , if they notice unacceptible behavier from a youngster towards to an older Adult . Believe me, you won't like it ..

I'm sick of watching people cleaning their nose on tables over there [?]

[stoop]

I loved this one on cons:

CON 4 ---WATER GUNS

I am not sure to call it Con or not but it did disturbed me several time when I saw some upset tourist regarding this issue, this is why i decided to place this warning here.
If you are travelling with young children you may well consider to pack in to your suitcase water gun .Chinese Made Cheap **** Water Guns sold average for £15 -£20 with no return policy in the Village. You can buy far better quality water guns from Argos for far cheaper price with a 28 day return policy.
Your children will see other children using it, they will ask you to buy ,
so think saving...

IF YOU NOTICE ANY CON PLEASE LET ME KNOW

[stoop]

.. and yuk:

 Hello Mothers and Fathers ,

Please buy Swim Pants before you come to Turkey.
People are fed up by having the pools closed most of the times simply because some parents can't be bothered to buy Swim Pants for their children.