Nearly 3 years ago I arrived back in the UK with just a rucksack and a binbag full of clothes.
I now have a man-garage, a man-shed, a man-cupboard, a man-rucksack, a man-box, a man-tin, a man-table and a man-kitchen full of all the man-things I might need,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,'til I remember somethingelse that I'm going to find man-useful oneday.
On the plus side, if Mrs KKOB ever needs anything fixing, she knows who to ask.
I don't know why she never asks me though.