House proud and caring about their appears woman. Glad they are not married to a moron who thinks it funny to mess up the kitchen.
Yes, it is always a bundle of laughs in our house, we laugh and have fun all the time without having to spray the place with tomato sauce... Obviously, you cannot have fun without ruining your kitchen or your wifes clothes.
So J.F. please put on the video of how your wife reacts to this prank. We are all keen to watch your fun.