Author Topic: Some Things Make You Feel Instantly OLD :-( (Read 2754 times)

Highlander · « **Reply #10 on:** November 05, 2009, 08:39:09 AM »

Mrs H asks "Couldn't you make it a Turkish waiter of her acquaintance rather than Captain birds-eye"

:(

karaokemark · « **Reply #11 on:** November 05, 2009, 09:30:53 AM »

When my son was 3 years old I went to collect him from play school, he came out with a friend, who looked at me and said to Tim "Is that you grandad" [

!]I was 25 at the time
They are still good friends now 26 years later.
Mark

tiddly winks · « **Reply #12 on:** November 05, 2009, 16:45:09 PM »

quote:
Originally posted by Rindaloo

Soon after that I noticed how young policemen and teachers were getting.

Can't really complain about young policemen though

ted molloy · « **Reply #13 on:** November 05, 2009, 19:51:59 PM »

a few years ago I went into B&Q when I got to the till I realised it was the over sixties 10% discount night so I said to the girl at the till do you want proof of my age ? she replied no I know you are over sixty I replied how do you know she replied becuse your flies are open I was so embaressed as every ones eyes focused on my trousers now as i get older it's a norm.

mike A · « **Reply #14 on:** November 05, 2009, 20:10:05 PM »

When Churchill was told his flies were undone he replied "No matter, now days the old bird never leaves its nest"

Highlander · « **Reply #15 on:** November 05, 2009, 20:34:10 PM »

When you have to put your date of birth on a website and the year is on the THIRD page of the drop down menu:(

kenkay · « **Reply #16 on:** November 05, 2009, 22:24:03 PM »

What makes me feel old are the birthday cards on the mantelpiece, 65 today

. Senior Citizen or OAP. I'm not keen on either

Ken

:D

Highlander · « **Reply #17 on:** November 05, 2009, 22:31:23 PM »

Hope it's been a good one Ken. Many congratulations from Brenda and me.

Looking forward to meeting up with you again next year, hopefully.

mike A · « **Reply #18 on:** November 05, 2009, 22:46:01 PM »

Congratulations Ken, did you get a new pair of speedos ?.
PS, I finally plucked up the courage to go and get my bus pass,
Now I do feel old.

arrian · « **Reply #19 on:** November 06, 2009, 04:52:26 AM »

quote:
Originally posted by ted molloy

a few years ago I went into B&Q when I got to the till I realised it was the over sixties 10% discount night so I said to the girl at the till do you want proof of my age ? she replied no I know you are over sixty I replied how do you know she replied becuse your flies are open I was so embaressed as every ones eyes focused on my trousers now as i get older it's a norm.

BRILLIANT!!!!!! $:-\$

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