Mine has 5 options.. here goes:
Laurie: an incredibly beautiful young woman who can be found mostly in DuPage County, Illinois. She is bright, hardworking, and has a very sexy voice.
Laurie: very beautiful, intelligent, and amazing young lady. Charming young men are bewitched by her loveliness.
Laurie: a gorgeous young gal that loves to sing along to bagpipes and try hoisting couches up staircases yelling 'pivot!'
Laurie: complete douchebag. A guy who lies to everyone. A dishonest flake. Also, a closet homosexual. Too stupid to hook up a TV, so he poses for webcam pictures instead. Has an ugly duckbill lip that comes in handy when he's blowing truck drivers. He can only hook up with chicks because they're diseased skanks, or because they haven't found out what a flaky, immature, lying dumbass he really is.
Laurie: . An ugly douchebag.
2. An especially oily faced girl with many pimples
3. A woman with a mustache or beard.
The first 3 are ok but i'm not too keen on the last 2..[
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