Author Topic: Caption contest. (Read 1658 times)

Scunner · « **Reply #1 on:** February 09, 2010, 16:01:33 PM »

Man in hat struggles to get photo to appear on forum

mike A · « **Reply #2 on:** February 09, 2010, 17:07:51 PM »

A for effort, could do better.

John H · « **Reply #3 on:** February 09, 2010, 18:12:49 PM »

Fancy a change?

ukchris · « **Reply #4 on:** February 09, 2010, 18:24:36 PM »

"don't look so upset, i'm sure it won't be long before your scoring away from home again"

Highlander · « **Reply #5 on:** February 09, 2010, 18:25:31 PM »

Wayne to John:

"I've got a confession mate - I've picked up an std from somewhere"

mike A · « **Reply #6 on:** February 09, 2010, 18:32:45 PM »

Terry : 'What a sh!.te couple of years. Mum's a thief. Dad's a druggy. Been pulled up in the tabloids several times for my arrogant behavior and missed the decisive penalty in a Champions League final'

Bridge : ' Humph, Count yourself lucky mate.....I've just found out my missus has Aids'

Highlander · « **Reply #7 on:** February 09, 2010, 19:31:51 PM »

To a well known Rolf Harris tune

"Did you think I would leave you crying
When there's room on my wag for two
Climb up here John and don't be crying
She can go just as fast with two
When we grow up we'll both be footballers
And our ladies will not be toys
And I wonder if we'll remember
When we were two little boys"

scorcher · « **Reply #8 on:** February 09, 2010, 19:43:05 PM »

You look Kerry Packer'd Tel - wassup, you not sleeping well.... ?

c1 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 10, 2010, 09:32:00 AM »

there was three in the bed and the little one said, roll over roll over. maybe roll over jack pot for mrs Terry last seen on phone to posh.

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