Heres another one from my Little Black Book; Years ago when I was a humble policeman, I was sitting in a police van on Epsom Downs with 10 other cops. This was just after Derby Day, so the place was still packed out with gipsys. We were watching out of the back window at 2 gipsy boys aged about 4 or 5. One was laying on the ground, whilst the other one was kicking him. After about 2 minutes, the one laying on the ground stood up and started speaking to the other lad. I said to the other cops "I bet hes saying, "Now its my turn to be the policeman"".