Dave was Barsteward, because he was a bar steward.
A friend of ours was known as 'Pickle Fork'. She is 4ft 10 and married to someone like Grant Mitchell. I asked her why "Pickle Fork" and she told me that her husband went out boozing against her wishes, and came home late, as he walked in, she attacked him with a pickle fork. He disarmed her.
Later, they went to bed, and she produced another pickle fork from under the pillow, and got him!!!!!