Hurray I'm rich!!!

[tinkerman]

quote:Originally posted by lance

I think when i pop my clogs you will say i did wrong ,who will you have a pop at then

I met a Dutch girl last week with inflatable shoes, we were going to meet up again but she popped her clogs

[tinkerman]

2.00 is fine Mike Rosoft, do you want my passwords?

[Scunner]

quote:Originally posted by lance

I think when i pop my clogs you will say i did wrong ,who will you have a pop at then

[Supacabby]

Lmao at the pic above, just so funny & hope Lance sees the humour too. I'll try to edjumicate him on the netiquette next time I'm up there Keith.

[Scunner]

What will go wrong next, my American (I think) bank has emailed me!

Dear Madam or Sir,

Funds transfer created by you or on your behalf was hold by Eisenhower National Bank.

Transaction ID: 1706093301
Current status of transaction: pending

Please review transaction details as soon as possible.

I can't believe my fund transfer was hold!

[Colwyn]

Dear Mr Tinkerman
We hope you are happy with the results of our investigation and maintenance of your computer. We certainly are. We have completely cleaned out your PC. If you are pleased with our service we would be very grateful if you would recommend us to your akwaintances. We understand that your friend Lance is always having problems with his PC and that this has been detected by the scanner. Perhaps you could give him our website address because we think we can clean him out as well.
Yours, Micosorft Co

P.S. Something seems to have happened to your £1m. We can't find it anywhere.

[tinkerman]

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[Colwyn]

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[peecee]

one of the funniest topics in a long time

[grahamturner09]

I'll have a drink with you Andy I have recently inherited 20 million from my great grandmother in Somalia. Always wondered why I tanned so easy