max bygraves

[davybill]

i want to tell you a story, Max Bygraves died today,aged 89,
RIP MAX.

[KKOB]

Now he's gone, Fings Ain't Wot They Used T'be.

[Scunner]

A great loss, a man who was famous for multiple decades as one of Britain's finest...erm...what was he actually famous for?

[KKOB]

Apparently, for his old fashioned charm.

[savoyboy]

RIP Max Bygraves.
Let me tell you a story:
I came from a poor family,so poor we had no knives or falks
So I had to eat with my fingers,
You know it took me 3 hours to eat my soup.

[savoyboy]

Keith
Mybe that's a bit unfair,like yourself he entertained millions in his life time.
 Hee heee

[mike A]

Let me tell you a story.
Once apon a time there was a public gents toilet in Covent Garden that won the "Public Toilet of the year" award, among its many attributes was copies of Old Master paintings on the walls and Max Bygraves songs playing on a never ending loop.  We used to call it "Crap-a-long-a-Max"
This is true.

[Rimms]

I'm a pink toothbrush your a blue toothbrush ".............

[Liz 101]

Now he's in Gilly, Gilly, Ossenfeffer, Katzenellen Bogen By The Sea   

[KKOB]

He died in Australia and was suffereing from Altzeimers.

I didn't know he was out there, and he probably didn't know it either.