No need for apologies.
I am really happy with my Heron and was trying to be helpful for anyone with fish. Might have guessed I would get a tongue lashing..
Yes, I agree, the ducks, flamingoes, cockerels are just comical, but the Heron is good and is useful for me as we have a problem with real Herons around the pond.
However, as lots of people like garden gnomes etc., just watch the comical ones selling.
This post was tongue in cheek and really only meant for people who want a fake Heron.