Author Topic: Warning ; Not for the squeamish ! (Read 2013 times)

KKOB · « **on:** September 20, 2013, 10:29:57 AM »

It must have taken some bo***ks to do this

A man cut off his own testicles with scissors and stormed into a church shortly before a couple were due to be married

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html

teetee · « **Reply #1 on:** September 20, 2013, 11:22:27 AM »

As it is reported in the DM is it true though

kevin3 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 20, 2013, 16:17:45 PM »

He had misheard the vicar who had in fact sent
him to fetch his "Spectacles".

bet he feels a bit of a prick now.!

Susiepink · « **Reply #3 on:** September 20, 2013, 19:56:09 PM »

cef · « **Reply #4 on:** September 24, 2013, 14:08:23 PM »

Taken from a Birthday Card sent to my son recently, from an uncle, not me!

"Why do men scratch their balls first thing in the morning?.... To wake their brains up!"

Lord know what this chaps gonna do now

kevin3 · « **Reply #5 on:** September 24, 2013, 14:25:08 PM »

He'll have a lie-in Cef.

tiggsy · « **Reply #6 on:** September 24, 2013, 15:50:30 PM »

He sounds like a nutter!

KKOB · « **Reply #7 on:** September 24, 2013, 20:23:19 PM »

P'raps he had a nut allergy ?

kevin3 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 24, 2013, 21:23:58 PM »

That's a cracker.

cef · « **Reply #9 on:** October 02, 2013, 23:15:42 PM »

oop's