John, I always wear black for evenings, sartorial trait in me genes.
Scunner, the attires fine except for gettin' gravy in me button ole'
but I keep some Kleenex down me wellies for moppin' up, and the
innkeeper gets a bit anxious when I drop me shoulder straps.
You can always tell which is the bride at a brummie weddin' by
the lace round the top of the wellies.!!
