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Offline Highlander

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« on: January 31, 2016, 12:06:11 PM »
I am normally the first one to appreciate true greatness in any sport.

Why is it then, aside from the fact that he keeps battering Andy Murray (amongst many others), that I am becoming bored with Novak Djokovic ?



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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2016, 12:33:59 PM »
If you're that bothered, why do you waste your time commenting.    ;)

Oh, hang on. Someone from Ukraine thinks I'm cute and would like to make ***g with me !

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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2016, 12:40:34 PM »
I've had to turn that one down.

I can't fit her in because I'm too busy with all the horny MILFs within a mile of my postcode that are just waiting for a stallion like me !

I think I'll have to pick-up a litre bottle of Sanatogen on the way home,

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Re: Tennis
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2016, 13:14:32 PM »
As it was a very predictable I am surprised you are bored bye him. I would have thought seeing Andy getting battere





















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Re: Tennis
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2016, 13:21:51 PM »
You, by the look of that post

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Re: Tennis
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2016, 13:29:44 PM »
Don't worry H, I find tennis boring whoever is playing.

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« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2016, 13:35:03 PM »
It wasn't meant to read like that.I must concentrate more next time I post.
And I haven't had a drink yet. Honestly  :)

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Re: Tennis
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2016, 15:10:54 PM »
If you're that bothered, why do you waste your time commenting.     ;)

Forgive my schoolboy error I had thought this was a discussion forum.

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« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2016, 15:36:33 PM »
Admit it, you love Djokovic really.

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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2016, 15:52:30 PM »
Djokovic - the man's a cyborg. Part human, part machine.

Unlike you, I love to watch the way he wins; especially against the likes of Nadal, Federer and Murray who are fully human and push themselves to the limit against this remarkable tennis playing creation.

Not unlike N*****ilova years ago - a computer generated tennis player. A bit like Dolph Lundgren (screen name?) vs Rocky.

Hard to warm to them but nothing but admiration for their abilities.

I formerly coached tennis (and squash) at a reasonable level and (even in my prime) not only would I have lost every game to" love", I would be lucky to get "love" - against any of them.

However, that was long before the days of nutritionists, psychologists, fitness coaches, masseurs, agents, hairstylists, make up people and eyebrow pluckers (not that the other players don't also have these experts in their employ).

Djokovic just needs a programmer.

The man's blooming awesome.






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