Three guys were at the baseball game and were sitting behind 3 nuns in their habits. They were having trouble seeing the game due to the Nuns headwear. The first guy says in a loud voice 'I'm going to Idaho, cos there are only 300 nuns per hundred thousand people'. The second guy says, 'Well I'm going to West Virginia, cos there are only 30 nuns per hundred thousand people'. The third guy yells 'I'm going to Utah as there are only 3 nuns per hundred thousand people'.
The Mother Superior turns to them and says 'Why don't you go to Hell? there aren't any Nuns there'.
