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Offline usedbustickets

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A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
« on: February 01, 2016, 21:05:45 PM »
WINDOWS:  Please enter your new password.
 
USER:  cabbage
 
WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
 
USER:  boiled cabbage
 
WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
 
USER:  1 boiled cabbage
 
WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
 
USER:  50bloodyboiledcabbages
 
WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
 
USER:  50BLOODYboiledcabbages
 
WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
 
USER:  50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
 
WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
 
USER: ReallyweeedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
 
WINDOWS:  Sorry, that password is already in use.

Well I bellowed with laughter at that punchline ....  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Offline KKOB

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Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2016, 22:32:53 PM »
Quote from: usedbustickets on February 01, 2016, 21:05:45 PM

Well I bellowed with laughter at that punchline ....  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Really ?
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Offline JohnF

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Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2016, 22:56:15 PM »
Quote from: KKOB on February 01, 2016, 22:32:53 PM
Quote from: usedbustickets on February 01, 2016, 21:05:45 PM

Well I bellowed with laughter at that punchline ....  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Really ?

Yeah, I'm with him.  Given your online persona I find it hard imagining you bellowing with laughter over anything  :)

JF
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Offline KKOB

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Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2016, 23:05:33 PM »
I'm having a quiet chuckle now.  :)
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Offline usedbustickets

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Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2016, 08:16:57 AM »
Quote from: KKOB on February 01, 2016, 22:32:53 PM
Quote from: usedbustickets on February 01, 2016, 21:05:45 PM

Well I bellowed with laughter at that punchline ....  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Really ?

Indeed I did old son, which is why I said it!  Why you would doubt it or even find time in your busy schedule to post such a mean spirited one worder suggests what a sad place KKOB World is.
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Offline Dennis Vint

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Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2016, 09:09:40 AM »
UBT.......Brilliant!!  Not often that I experience a belly laugh at the start of a new day.   ;D
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Offline Stuart T

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Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2016, 15:09:01 PM »
I chuckled - and I'm on my own at the moment so it wasn't for attention.

I laughed 'cos it's very funny.
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Offline Scunner

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Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2016, 16:04:06 PM »
I have never in my life known a website where your password needs to be unique. What a cräp joke..!
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Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2016, 16:18:26 PM »
Almost as bad as it was in May 2014  ;)
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Offline Stuart T

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Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2016, 18:58:31 PM »
I still think it's very funny.

Plus, I've told it to many others who also thought it was very funny (perhaps it was the way I told it).

Scunner and Highlander - I've just moved my mobile 'phone into the other room.

I think your combined negativity might suck the life out of my battery.



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