Highlander Where Art Thou?

[Highlander]

Thanks

Well GordonA, or better yet Loz so that we get the true version, what's the SP:D

[loz]

Gordon has now decided that you have every right to chat to whatever machine will listen:D  I think this is his idea of a copout!

[Highlander]

Totally unacceptable Loz.

Out with it Gordon

[heather07]

H ..Nothing worse than crappy coffee.Definately needed a good thrashing.

Obviously in Gordon's story the machine won which is why he is not telling..:

[Sus]

It is not the machines with Gordon he has stories to tell about but long Poles.

[farmer]

That has put the MOCHAS on getting to the bottom of this little tale:D

[Toky]

Reading between the lines, I now think it's time we all got the full story Highlander, so we can piece the assumptions togather!! So come on.................

[GordonA]

Okely Dokely, a large crowd of us, including "Scunner" & family, the inimitable, two & only "Mr & Mrs.Crabbit", our late friend John & his lovely wife Freda,:D & a host of others, all set off in our various modes of transport to Marmaris to celebrate New Years Eve, or, to give it it's proper name, "Hogmanay".  Anyhoo, the cost included one nights stay, B&B, ALL & ANY drinks, & as much food as you could eat!! A wonderful evening was had by all, but, when it came time to crawl off to beddy-byes, there was a full bottle of Raki left on our table. I decided that I was going to have it,(don't even like it ) so, stuffed it into my coat, which I had over my arm. Loz decided that she wanted a coffee at this time, to my chagrin. I was SOOOOOOO out of it,[)] that when the coffee machine decided that it was too tired to dispense any more coffee, I lost the plot with said dispensing machine, threw my coat onto a convenient sofa, coat bounced, Raki bottle smashed on floor, therefore rendering such a wondrous aroma of anisette all around the area!! It was ALL loz's fault, if she had just let me "party-on big fella", I would have left the Raki in situ, & found my own way to bed, maybe not my own, but I would have managed somehow !! : :

[Highlander]

I don't think there was any need for you to state that it was all Loz's fault Gordon. I would have thought that was self evident.

I do however have one question. Why did, otherwise apparently sensible people decide that it was a good idea to decant to Marmaris

[Scunner]

A five star hotel, New Year Dinner, use of all facilities like the sauna, all drinks included, room, breakfast for about £40 per person as I recall. It was brilliant