I was most amused by a caller on a talk radio station...
DJ: "So you're not one for taking it easy in your golden years?"
Caller: "No! My family take me to all sorts of places, we went to Alton Towers"
DJ: "Do you mind telling us how old you are?"
Caller: "I'm a young 87"
DJ: "87! Don't tell me you went on the crazy roller coaster type rides!"
Caller: "I did, lots of them"
DJ: "Wow! I can't even cope with the hours of queuing, so well done you!"
Caller: "I don't queue, I get straight on"
DJ: "How do you get straight on?!"
Caller: "Because I'm in a wheelchair"God bless that lady - I hope I I make 87, and if I do, I'm going on the Corkscrew
Scunner
