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A Chinese Juice Extractor - Too Funny
« on: March 18, 2007, 16:11:17 PM »
Well I got it in Turkey but that is irrelevant, so "All things that have nothing to do with Turkey" is probably the best forum for this.

A Juicer, made in China, with English instructions (of sorts). So good are they, that I will now type most of them for all to follow and understand...

Dear Customer!

Thanks for buy our product. This kind of juice extractor is excellent in design and made out of high qualitative components.

We hope this set can be take with you be well and convenience.

[From 'Important Instruction' Section]...

Put the electric products in dry and stable flat.

This appliance is suitable to soft fruits, such as orange etc. And can't meet the hard fruits so as to avoid being broken because of the over.

Shut off the electric power for the following happenings:

1. The turning blades working is not correct.
2. The uncommon voice when using.
3. Cleaning.
4. Finish using.

Keep it away from the children and avoid accident.

After use unplug from the outlet (when unplug, always grasp the plug and unplug it from the outlet).

[From 'Using Method']...

Put out the power wire from the bottom fixed pot. and make the power be on, put off the lid, then the machine is on waiting.

This appliance can adjust the move filter according to the fruit's tendon, five shift is more and the first shift is few.

Do not put the whole or parts of body into water.

and the priceless final instruction from 'Cleaning and Maintain'...

Covered the cup cover and store in ark.

Stuff the fresh juice, I feel better already :D

Scunner




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