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Offline Dippey

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« on: August 14, 2005, 11:25:53 AM »
After popular demand (2!!!) conversation you might get into at the doctors.

Patient - Doktor Olu ile randevum var. Acil.
(I have an appointment with Doctor Dead. its urgent)

Doctor - ne var?
(whats the matter?)

Pat - Bir kasinti var!
(I have a rash!)

Doc - Belden yukari soyunun lutfen.
(Please undress to the waist)

Pat - eh? Burasi aciyor! vajina agrim var.
(Do wot? It hurts here! I have vagina pains)

Doc - ozur dilerim! Ne kadar zamandir kendinizi boyle hissediyorsunuz?
(Sorry! How long have you been feeling like this?)

Pat - Yirmi ikee gundur kendimi hasta hissediyorum. Kusuyorum.
(I've been feeling ill for 22 days. I have been sick.)

Doc - Agzinizi acin.
(open your mouth)

Pat - eh?
(do wot?)

Doc - Hamileyum ve bulasici cinsel hastalik.
(You are pregnant and have a veneral disease).

Pat - Oops!
(oops!)

Doc - Fitil icin recete yazacagim. Her yemekten once bir tane alin.
(I'm going to prescribe some suppositories. Take one before each meal.)

Pat - Tamam. Benimle eve gelmek ister misiniz?
(ok, Would you like to go home with me?)

Doc - Sevinrim. Bir arkadasimi getirebilir miyim!!
(love to, can i bring a friend!!)



Offline lmaddy

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« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2005, 14:29:14 PM »
you been at the vodka again?

Offline xanadu

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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2005, 15:22:19 PM »
Should this go in the joke sction I wonder? Funny anyway though.

Offline Dippey

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« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2005, 16:16:24 PM »
next week:-
"At the Undertakers"
and
"I'm leaving england to live with my Turkish toyboy"
:D:D

Offline lmaddy

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« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2005, 16:51:59 PM »
will you do requests:-

In the market - how to buy fake watches

In the resturant - waiter there's a bear in my soup

How to make friends & influence people - the "What way"
(joke alert - Mr. What pls don't take offense!)




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