Author Topic: Hi from Essex (Read 4352 times)

CocknioDicanio · « **on:** June 18, 2010, 12:53:23 PM »

Good afternoon Ladies & Gents

My real name is Mike but my friends call me CocknioDiCanio. OK that's a complete lie.....I don't have any friends.

I'm 54, I've been married for 30 years and I have 3 children (one of each - a boy a girl and a hairdresser). I'm sorry I can't help myself. I have three children a boy aged 25, a girl aged 21 and another boy aged 16.

I live and work in Brentwood, Essex.

I love football, food and writing for fun/pleasure.

I'm the bar manager for our local cricket club (Herongate & Ingrave CC).

I've been a qualified FA Coach for 29 years.

My wife's cousin has an apartment in Günlükbaşi and my wife, two youngest children and I are coming for 11 days from the 15th of July.

You'll be able to spot us easily enough when we are in the area. My daughter is a single blue-eyed blonde, my son is tall and skinny and apparently I have the muscliest legs in the UK

See you all soon

Scunner · « **Reply #1 on:** June 18, 2010, 13:10:18 PM »

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Only kidding, welcome to CBF Mike, I think you'll probably fit right in

BM06 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 18, 2010, 13:12:16 PM »

Hello and welcome to the forum Mike, bet my legs are better than yours (could not spell musclier) COYis

babcc · « **Reply #3 on:** June 18, 2010, 13:16:37 PM »

Welcome Mike - unfortunately I reckon my calves are bigger than both yours and COYis - LOL:D

nuttybird · « **Reply #4 on:** June 18, 2010, 14:54:33 PM »

Welcome to the forum Mike, hope you enjoy! Im just down the road from you in Harlow

tribalelder · « **Reply #5 on:** June 18, 2010, 15:20:02 PM »

Hi and a warm welcome to the Forum......bit concerned about your daughter....does she have one single eye in the middle?

puma · « **Reply #6 on:** June 18, 2010, 19:13:33 PM »

hi mike and a very warm welcome

nichola · « **Reply #7 on:** June 18, 2010, 22:13:36 PM »

welcome to CBF Mike

there are lots of comedians on here so you'll be right at home

hydeaway · « **Reply #8 on:** June 19, 2010, 11:49:53 AM »

welcome to the forum Mike i was born in Brentwood and lived there for 23 years along the ingrave road
I played football for herongate many years ago and Brentwood Town. Small world mate. We also have a place in Calis.

Harmless · « **Reply #9 on:** June 19, 2010, 18:30:48 PM »

Welcome to the forum, I too am an Essex person, although, I have lived here for some years.
With the description you have given, I am sure we will spot you easily, I certainly hope so.

Author Topic: Hi from Essex (Read 4352 times)

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