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Re: A "how long is a piece of string" type question - you have been warned
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2014, 23:30:04 PM »
Was it something you bought in a DIY store or somewhere like Argos H?

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Was it a ticket

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Re: A "how long is a piece of string" type question - you have been warned
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2014, 00:39:00 AM »
A repair kit for yer Sporran, the noo.?      :)

Or a facial tarmac removal cream, ready for the next bash. ?

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Re: A "how long is a piece of string" type question - you have been warned
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2014, 08:06:54 AM »
a crystal ball

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Re: A "how long is a piece of string" type question - you have been warned
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2014, 08:41:33 AM »

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Re: A "how long is a piece of string" type question - you have been warned
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2014, 09:41:00 AM »
The cost of posting a letter to the Isle of Skye!

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Re: A "how long is a piece of string" type question - you have been warned
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2014, 11:29:03 AM »
A flight to Dalaman?

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Re: A "how long is a piece of string" type question - you have been warned
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2014, 11:41:27 AM »
This is a cryptic clue isn't it? "9:00" is not an amount of money, it is a time. "£" means pound which is a sort of prison (usually for animals but I suppose the Scots have a different way of naming things).

Hence, the answer is - you have spent some time in prison, probably nine hours - a short stretch for stealing a short piece of string.

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Re: A "how long is a piece of string" type question - you have been warned
« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2014, 15:03:01 PM »
ROFL @ Colwyn. Brilliant!

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Re: A "how long is a piece of string" type question - you have been warned
« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2014, 18:17:04 PM »
Agreed Tokyo   :)




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