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Offline Scunner

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« on: August 21, 2008, 00:28:35 AM »
Enough of all this lovely meal stuff :D Where did you have your WORST restaurant experience?

Mine is easy. Before the girls were born (when we had a life  ;) ) we went on holiday to Mexico. One week in Cancun, one week on the beach in the back end of nowhere, amazing hotel with beach to front, dense jungle to back.

We arrived at hotel no2 for week 2 and as the only people doing things this there was no tour rep, just stuck in a people carrier and dumped at the reception. So we had to really find our own way around. We found the main restaurant and had lunch. On the menu, they had something like "Exotic Ice Cream", so I'm all for exotic and went for that as a dessert.

When it came, it was 3 scoops of ice cream, pineapple, coconut and a rather plain vanilla looking one. Pineapple and coconut very nice. Might as well polish off the third one. I took a spoonful and it was ok, but I remember telling Mrs Scunner that it must be chocolate chip ice cream because there were little brown flecks exposed when I took the first spoonful.

Imagine my surprise when a further delve into the ice cream revealed a frozen to death cockroach, legs upwards [:o]

God bless Cosmos, I ripped into the rep on the phone and was stopped in my tracks when he said get packed, we'll have a taxi out the front in 30 minutes. True to their word, it arrived as promised and whisked us off to a hotel so posh that we could never have afforded it  :) Then paying us half our money back, that was also nice :D



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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2008, 00:47:05 AM »
Good on yah Scun.
I know what Kennys worse was,  Him and his mate went for one of those special offers in town, and it was packed, so they had to share a table with 2 girls, when the meal came to the table and Kenny started to eat it. he sneezed, and a long piece of snot came out of his nose, as he tried to sniff the snot back up to hide his embarressment, it picked a pea up. yes, you guessed , he got up and left.

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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2008, 00:54:02 AM »
Moe

I was reading this out to Mrs Scunner and we are literally crying, it took me 5 minutes to read it out to her. Steph wants to know, did the friend leave too :D

I don't think I've read a funnier post on CBF

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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2008, 04:48:21 AM »
PMSL OMG I AM crying & my sides hurt.
Neither have I Scunner, neither have I!
Waht are you on Laffs - can I have some?

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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2008, 06:42:10 AM »
Jeyes Fluid probably!

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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2008, 07:33:19 AM »
Thats a party peice:D:D:D:D

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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2008, 07:45:48 AM »
Urghhhh thats yuk

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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2008, 07:56:46 AM »
I think you should lock this- no matter how many posts are made - no one will ever beat that. Put it as a "sticky" :D

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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2008, 11:27:21 AM »
Makes my cockroach ice cream story pretty rubbish doesn't it :D

It's still impossible to read out in one go today PMSL

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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2008, 11:37:03 AM »
There must be a headline there somewhere:D




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