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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: mary62 on June 17, 2018, 14:17:27 PM

Title: This farmer was telling me....
Post by: mary62 on June 17, 2018, 14:17:27 PM

This farmer was telling me about how brilliant his sheepdog was at maths,

"Watch this," he said. "Shep, what's seven plus two, " And the dog barked ten times. "OK, Shep, what's fifteen plus four. " And the dog barked twenty times. "He's very good, " I replied, but he's a little over. " "Yeah, " answered the farmer, "old habits die hard, he's just rounding them up. "