Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum

General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: posleeds on October 18, 2010, 14:43:50 PM

Title: A Yorkshire Tale....
Post by: posleeds on October 18, 2010, 14:43:50 PM

"When I were a lass, me mother  would  send me down t'corner shop wi' a  shilling, and I'd  come back wi' five pounds  o' potatoes, two  loaves o'  bread, three pints o'  milk, a turkey, a  pound  o' cheese, a packet  o' tea, an' 'alf  a dozen  eggs.  Yer can't do that  now.  Too many bloody  security  cameras."  
:D

Title: A Yorkshire Tale....
Post by: Ian on October 18, 2010, 15:02:04 PM

lol :D

Title: A Yorkshire Tale....
Post by: peter golden on October 18, 2010, 17:42:16 PM

You forgot to mention the security gaurds.  They've got eyes in the back of their 'unmentionable' lol

Peter