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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: mary62 on March 23, 2018, 12:15:43 PM
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Two Irish farm hands are going to Dublin on their day off.
Sean falls and twists his ankle and says “Aye, Murph. I can’t go much farther. I’ll just nip into this bar off the road and you can get me on yer way back.”
Murphy says, “alright, Sean.”
Sean hobbles into a pub on the corner and sits down to a pint. About 15 minutes later, Murphy comes back in a fancy BMW. Sean exclaims, “Aye, Murph, where’d ya get the car? You didn’t nip it away, did ye?” Murphy hops out and says, “no, Sean. The strangest thing happened on me way to Dublin. I was walking along when a wee Bonnie lass rolls up to me in her car. She says to me, “oh, Irish farm boy, do you need a ride?” I thinks to meself, “alright.” But this lass starts driving off crazy. Right into the middle of this farmers field. Then, she gets out and starts taking all her clothes off. Till she was naked as the day she was born. And she says to me, low and sweet, “oh, Irish farm boy, you can have anything you want.”
“So I took the car.”
Sean says, “Aye, Murph, ya made the right choice. Those clothes would’ve done nothing for ya.”