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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: mary62 on April 26, 2018, 11:30:49 AM

Title: A sweet young girl ....
Post by: mary62 on April 26, 2018, 11:30:49 AM

A sweet young girl walks into an elevator at Harrods, trailing a cloud of expensive perfume.

She brags to the elderly woman who was inside, Coco Chanel £900 per ounce.

The lift reaches the second floor where the old lady is about to get off. As she steps out of the elevator, she rips out a rumbling fart. Trailing a heavy cloud, she smiles sweetly and announces, broccoli, 49p a kilo.

Title: Re: A sweet young girl ....
Post by: Menthol on April 26, 2018, 20:16:31 PM

Love this one, Mary!  ;D