A man goes to the doctor with a black eye and the doctor asks him how he got it. The man replied: " I was in church on Sunday and I was sitting behind a very large woman. When we got up to sing a hymn I noticed that her skirt was tucked in to her bottom , so I leaned forward and pulled it out for her. Upon which she turned around and punched me in the eye". The doctor gave him something for the pain and sent him away. The next week the man returned with the other eye blackened and the doctor asked him what had happened. The man replied: " I was sitting in church behind the same woman; when we got up to sing a hymn, I noticed that she had another wedgie and then the man next to me leaned forward and pulled it out. Well, I knew that she didn't like this, so I leaned forward and tucked it back in ".
