I took my dad to the shops the
other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84).
We decided to grab a bite and I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours; green, red,
orange and blue.
My dad kept staring at him..
The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:
What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in
your life?
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would
not choke on his response; knowing that he would have a
good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
"I got stoned once and was rude to a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son."
