After the EU announced that they were providing approximately €1,000,000,000 (yes, nine zeros!) of aid to Turkey to assist with the refugee problem, a spokesperson for ACME Shoebox Manufacturing Company A.S. stated that they were looking to take on an additional twenty to thirty employees. It's not clear at this time whether Turkey will be looking for industrial subsidies to help pay for these extra workers.
One wonder how much of this one billion euros will end up in the hands of the cash hungry, avaricious, greedy, fiscally gluttonous, pious, thieving family of little reginald.
JF
