We are on holiday in the North of Tenerife at the moment. The streets are spotless, no rubbish lying anywhere. There are bins for each category of rubbish. The alcohol is all very reasonable priced with lots of choice. Restaurants are lovely and most expensive wine on wine list is 20 Euros. There is not a lot of English spoken. We note absolutely no full English breakfasts or Sunday Roasts. The restaurants all have local food, lovely fresh fish and meat. No waiters sitting down at tables with you or trying to sell you a property The motorists are so polite, they stop for people at crossings and wave people over the roads, they wait patiently for other motorists and we have yet to hear a horn blown. No parking fees anywhere, just lots of free parking. No stray dogs or cats and no barking dogs at night. When you walk in a shop there is a pleasant "Ola" but then you are left to browse no one bothers you, unless you ask for help, no one follows you along.
However, why the hell do I still love Calis and cannot wait to get back
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