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Offline mary62

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On the day of the Royal wedding, Sophie....VERY RUDE
« on: April 05, 2018, 12:00:52 PM »
On the day of the Royal wedding, Sophie was getting dressed, surrounded by all of her family....

.....She suddenly realised she had forgotten to get any shoes. Panic!

Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to Sophie for the day. Unfortunately they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities were over Sophie's feet was hurting real bad.

When she and Edward withdrew to their room the only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off.

The rest of the Family crowded around the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually they heard Edward say 'God, that was tight.'

'There,' whispered the Queen. 'I told you she was a virgin.'

Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say. 'Right. Now for the other one.' Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Edward said. 'My God. That was even tighter.'

'That's my boy,' said the Duke. 'Once a sailor, always a sailor.'



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Re: On the day of the Royal wedding, Sophie....VERY RUDE
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2018, 14:24:46 PM »
Pity he wasn't a sailor! Just saying.

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Re: On the day of the Royal wedding, Sophie....VERY RUDE
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2018, 14:28:57 PM »
Well, he was in the Royal Navy for four months as a marine officer candidate, does that count?

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Re: On the day of the Royal wedding, Sophie....VERY RUDE
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2018, 16:53:44 PM »
I dare you to call a Marine a Sailor!

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Re: On the day of the Royal wedding, Sophie....VERY RUDE
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2018, 18:17:19 PM »
Ohhhh, controversial.




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