Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: mary62 on December 16, 2017, 09:58:18 AM
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I saw a girl busking today.
She had a great voice and an even better pair of legs, emphasised by the short skirt she was wearing. "Any requests?" She asked the watching crowd. "Your thong," I replied with a wink. Everyone gasped in horror, and the girl slapped me.
It's tough being an Elton John fan with a lisp.