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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: KKOB on February 27, 2018, 20:24:13 PM

Title: A weasel walks into a bar.
Post by: KKOB on February 27, 2018, 20:24:13 PM

A 13 year old weasel walks into a bar and approaches the counter. The bartender immediately notices the underage weasel.

"Sir, you look extremely young. I can't serve you even a single beer."

"Oh c'mon. You can't just slide me one?"

"Can't and will not serve to anyone under age."

"Fine. Well what other things do you have?"

"Well for non-alcoholics I have tap water and bottled water, I have coffee, and I have pop. Which would you like?"

"Pop." Goes the weasel.

Title: Re: A weasel walks into a bar.
Post by: davybill on February 28, 2018, 07:31:35 AM

Did he get chips?

Title: Re: A weasel walks into a bar.
Post by: SteveJ on February 28, 2018, 07:35:06 AM

It's OK, you can stand down - Mary's back!