Author Topic: How To Spot Us Brits In Turkey (Read 7720 times)

Scunner · « **Reply #20 on:** January 17, 2008, 17:47:24 PM »

Union Jack shorts, grotesque tattoos, beer bellies and five O'clock shadows.

If you think that sounds scary, you should see the blokes

tinkerman · « **Reply #21 on:** January 17, 2008, 18:02:05 PM »

if you see anyone wearing a Leeds shirt, they'll be English:D

carlan · « **Reply #22 on:** January 17, 2008, 18:03:13 PM »

quote:
Originally posted by Scunner

Union Jack shorts, grotesque tattoos, beer bellies and five O'clock shadows.

If you think that sounds scary, you should see the blokes

Cheeky!!!:D

mike A · « **Reply #23 on:** January 17, 2008, 19:11:29 PM »

They pronounce Calis like its a french harbour port.

tinkerman · « **Reply #24 on:** January 17, 2008, 19:15:49 PM »

and they think all the waiters are called Lutfen

and I think drinking Efes is a give away

heather07 · « **Reply #25 on:** January 17, 2008, 19:32:50 PM »

I was told you could spot a brit because they had their dog on a lead.

mike A · « **Reply #26 on:** January 17, 2008, 19:37:05 PM »

and their Mrs off of it

Highlander · « **Reply #27 on:** January 17, 2008, 19:52:23 PM »

Easy if they are tourists - they're the ones complaining that the locals don't speak English, that they don't understand the "funny money" and only eat the local food once during their fortnight.

laffa · « **Reply #28 on:** January 17, 2008, 21:04:26 PM »

:)Greatest give away has got to be the bloody huge gold chains hanging from their necks and wrists which are big enough to tie a Harley up, Mete must be in bulk when he gets some of his orders, dont know how he keeps his face straight,:P

crazychick · « **Reply #29 on:** January 17, 2008, 21:11:03 PM »

I think the best way to spot us brits (tourists) is to look at a croud of people and spot the ones wearing next to nothing but a pair of swim shorts or a bikin you could call a piece of string!

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