Author Topic: Blair  (Read 993 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline kevin3

  • Prolific Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4419
  • Location: United Kingdom
Blair
« on: January 18, 2018, 10:18:08 AM »


  Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.

 Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.

 Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:

 'You get out and check - you were driving.'

 The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

 'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Cherie.

 Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

 'My God, what happened to you?' asks Cherie.

 The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.'

 'What on earth did you say?' asks Cherie.

 'I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm Cherie Blair's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.'




Share me

Digg  Facebook  SlashDot  Delicious  Technorati  Twitter  Google  Yahoo
Smf