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Offline kevin3

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On heat
« on: February 18, 2018, 16:11:17 PM »


    A little girl asks her Mum "Mum, can I take the dog for a walk?" Mum replies "No, because she's in heat."

What's that mean?" asks the girl.

"Go ask your Dad, he's in the garage."

Little girl goes to the garage and says "Dad, Can I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mum and she says that the dog is in heat and to come to you."

Dad says "Bring the dog here." He takes a rag, soaks it in petrol and rubs it over the dog's rear end to disguise the scent and says "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the lead, and only go one time round the block."

The little girl goes happily on her way and returns a few minutes later with no dog on the lead. Surprised, Dad asks "Where's Belle?"

The little girl says "She ran out of petrol half way round the block, so another dog's pushing her home."




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