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Offline KKOB

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A weasel walks into a bar.
« on: February 27, 2018, 20:24:13 PM »
A 13 year old weasel walks into a bar and approaches the counter. The bartender immediately notices the underage weasel.

"Sir, you look extremely young. I can't serve you even a single beer."

"Oh c'mon. You can't just slide me one?"

"Can't and will not serve to anyone under age."

"Fine. Well what other things do you have?"

"Well for non-alcoholics I have tap water and bottled water, I have coffee, and I have pop. Which would you like?"

"Pop." Goes the weasel.

Offline davybill

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Re: A weasel walks into a bar.
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2018, 07:31:35 AM »
Did he get chips?

Offline SteveJ

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Re: A weasel walks into a bar.
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2018, 07:35:06 AM »
It's OK, you can stand down - Mary's back!




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