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Offline usedbustickets

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Missing Person - Have you seen this man?
« on: March 23, 2014, 11:22:16 AM »
Have you seen Des Martinson?  He went missing yesterday shortly after the Arsenal team went missing in the game against Chelski (who apparently only buy titles, as opposed to Arsenal who have stopped winning them)   ;).  He was last seen in a couple of posts where he was trying to justify keeping on the stale Arsenal manager in order to ensure we continue to ship 17 goals in three games.

If you see this man, or he makes an appearance on CBF, please be sure to contact WengerWatch and ask for Inspector Tickets.

Warning this man is a convicted AKB (Arsene Knows Best) so please do not approach unless you know who is good enough to replace Wenger.

Thank you for your co-operation



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Re: Missing Person - Have you seen this man?
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2014, 11:33:21 AM »
Back to Skool ?

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Re: Missing Person - Have you seen this man?
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2014, 13:08:14 PM »
Nice one Pete,  :)  your Persistence is quite Impressive.  ;)

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Re: Missing Person - Have you seen this man?
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2014, 14:36:13 PM »
Found him!!!! ;D

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Re: Missing Person - Have you seen this man?
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2014, 14:03:12 PM »
I made you some Chelsea Buns to keep to going in your quest Inspector Tickets but a Mr A Wenger has just eaten the lot !!

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Re: Missing Person - Have you seen this man?
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2014, 15:34:40 PM »
Hoi Boxerdog I've told you before I never eat Chelski Buns only Arsenal Buns.  And for the record I deffo do not eat Tottenham Cake, and reports of me purchasing said cakes at Greggs on the Kilburn High Road are not to be believed.  ;)

BTW if you are baking any of those Arsenal Buns, please can you bring along a few samples for Mrs Tickets and myself tomorrow evening.  THank you.

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Re: Missing Person - Have you seen this man?
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2014, 17:29:29 PM »
I think you want hot cross buns,But lol

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Re: Missing Person - Have you seen this man?
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2014, 18:03:42 PM »
For Arsenal  he will want a pain au lait.

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« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2014, 05:48:02 AM »
Inspector Tickets I would be happy to bring 6 Chelsea  Buns for you Mrs Tickets to sample, but if as you say you only eat Arsenal Buns I could only bring a big fat 0 buns tonight.
Anyway when I tried to cook Arsenal Buns they would not rise so would not win any prizes  :)

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Re: Missing Person - Have you seen this man?
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2014, 13:37:57 PM »
Deary, Deary, Deary me ! Och well, at least all you children have another target at the moment, and are diverting your jealousy from the GREAT MANCHESTER UNITED !!    ;)
And I'll shout if I like !   8) :angel:
By the way, I believe that Des may be in hiding as I am coming on holiday soon, and he has "sort of " promised to buy me an Efes,  :o whether a large one or not, is still not clear, but I think that panic of the wallet may have set in !!    ;)  :angel:




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