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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: birdseye on May 27, 2010, 19:49:07 PM

Title: Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs.
Post by: birdseye on May 27, 2010, 19:49:07 PM

                     
The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the  mine early each morning.

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.
 
               
 
As lunchtime approached, she would
prepare their lunch and carry it to the
mine.
 
                 
 
One day as she arrived at the mine with the  lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.
 
Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.

'Hello...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone
hear me?  Hello!'
 
                   
 
For a long while, there was no answer.
Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello!
Is anyone down there?'
 
 
               
 
Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within
the mine, singing;
 
'Vote for GORDON BROWN, vote for GORDON BROWN....'
 
Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God! at least Dopey is still alive.
:D

Title: Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs.
Post by: ronzeus on May 28, 2010, 19:04:55 PM

You have had a barfull of ex-pats in Kusadasi laughing at that.:D