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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: AndyLin on June 16, 2010, 07:29:25 AM

Title: Weight Gain
Post by: AndyLin on June 16, 2010, 07:29:25 AM
With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our head that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.

So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured,educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
"Good grief, look how smart I am!"
 

Must be where "Smart Ass" came from!