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Offline birdseye

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Walk home
« on: January 18, 2010, 22:52:36 PM »


A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to Have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he
waited,so he said he didn't live far and would just walk  home.


On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped
 by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.. However, struggling outside the store he now
 had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.  While he was scratching his head he was approached by
 a little old lady who told him she was lost.

 

She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird  Lane ?'
The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house I would walk you
there but I can't carry this lot.'


The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in
 one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in our other hand?'

 'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.


 On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time.'

 The little old lady looked him over cautiously Then said, I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend
 me.. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, and have your way with me?'
 

The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world

 could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?'
 

The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.

 

Offline kenkay

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Walk home
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2010, 00:40:16 AM »
I like it. PMSL :D




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