Nurses aren't supposed
to laugh...
"Of
course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never
laughed at a
patient."
"Okay then," Fred said
and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse
had
ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a
AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started
giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing. A few minutes later she
was able to regain her composure. "I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I
don't know what
came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I
promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the
problem?"
"It's swollen," Fred
replied.
Things went downhill from
there.