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Offline birdseye

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Nurse
« on: February 25, 2010, 22:26:22 PM »

 
Nurses aren't supposed
to laugh...
 
"Of
course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never
laughed at a
patient."  
 
"Okay then," Fred said
and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse
had
ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a
AAA battery.
 
Unable to control herself, the nurse started
 giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing. A few minutes later she
was able to regain her composure. "I'm so sorry," said the nurse.   "I
don't know what
came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I
promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the
problem?"
 
"It's swollen," Fred
replied.
 
Things went downhill from
there. :D





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