A drunken Irishman is driving through the city of Dublin onSt. Patty's Day and his car is weaving violently all overthe road. An Irish cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?" "I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite afew." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and foldinghis arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell outof your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the man. "For a minute there, Ithought I'd gone deaf."
